Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Show 4 (1994)
Melanie Hudson: Nina Vanier
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : No one will wear these clothes. They look rubbish. Ordinary people do not like those clothes.
Phillippe Lambert : I like those clothes.
Nina Vanier : I like them too.
Alan Partridge : You're not ordinary, you're French!
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Yvonne Boyd : Really clothes are just things that cover up our mutual nakedness, I mean, underneath our clothes we're, all of us, naked. Even you, Alan.
Alan Partridge : No, I'm not.
Nina Vanier : All we are saying is that underneath your clothes you are naked.
Alan Partridge : No, I'm not.
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Nina Vanier : [to fashion designer Yvonne Boyd] I'm a big fan of your clothes. I must say, the outfit you are wearing tonight is wonderful, I really love it.
Alan Partridge : I didn't know that as well doing fashion you also do pantomime.
Yvonne Boyd : What do you mean?
Alan Partridge : I presume you're Widow Twankey?
Yvonne Boyd : No.
Alan Partridge : Are you an ugly sister?
Nina Vanier : Alan, these are Yvonne's clothes.
Alan Partridge : I'm sorry, I thought you did pantomime.
Yvonne Boyd : No, I don't do pantomime.
Alan Partridge : Well, maybe you should, you know, I mean... you've got the clothes. And without wanting to be vulgar, the money is very good.