[Roger Moore still hasn't arrived
It's a complete shambles, you're putting a brave face on it but he's not here! You tell the viewers Roger Moore's turning up, he's not!
[holding his hand to his earpiece
Keith Hunt, let me stop you in your tracks there, Keith Hunt, you can eat your hat now because, ladies and gentleman, I can confirm Roger Moore is on the show! We're having him on the show right now, live...
Where is he?
Live by telephone linkup from the car on a mobile phone. Hello Roger? ...