K.I.T.T.: What's the matter, Michael?
Michael Knight: What makes you think something's the matter?
K.I.T.T.: When music like this is on the radio, my steering wheel usually takes a beating.
Michael Knight: [sighs] I don't know, K.I.T.T., I'm just trying to decide whether I should go back to Lorenzo's boutique for men, pick up that jacket I saw.
K.I.T.T.: Do you need it?
Michael Knight: Well, it's not that I need it, I mean, nobody needs a black eelskin bomber jacket, that's not the point.
K.I.T.T.: What is the point?
Michael Knight: I want it... It matches my boots.
K.I.T.T.: You're boots are a long way from your jacket, do you think anyone will notice that they match?
Michael Knight: [exasperated] You'll never understand.
Claude Watkins: [about Harana] You've outdone yourself. She's ridiculous. Sexy, but ridiculous.
Donald Crane: Sex is never ridiculous, dear boy.
Claude Watkins: Exactly. I want to meet her before I leave.
Harana: [fortune telling] I see you in a world of untold treasures. I see you in a world no one has touched for centuries. The Lost City.
Claude Watkins: Do you have a map?
K.I.T.T.: My scanners show four people in the building, three of them wearing the receivers. The fourth is the girl who went to the party with you.
Michael Knight: Elizabeth. Are you sure?
K.I.T.T.: Unless she has a twin with identical DNA structure. And Michael, her heart rate is above normal. She's frightened.
Michael Knight: Thank you Devon, now it's time I had a heart to heart talk with Mr. Crane.
Devon Miles: Hey, don't leave you're coffee!
Harana: Correct me if I'm wrong but eh... it was not my charm that brought you back?
Michael Knight: You know that it wasn't.
Michael Knight: [faced with Harana's bodyguards] Well, my favorite tag team: Hulk Hogan and Sgt. Slaughter.
Michael Knight: [having just escaped from a collapsing building] Nice K.I.T.T., very, very nice.
K.I.T.T.: No applause, just a wash and wax please.
Michael Knight: [laughs] You got it.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: [RC's bike was left in the building] Yeah... and a new bike.
Michael Knight: Yeah, sorry about that.
Donald Crane: Well, to quote Blanche Dubois: I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Michael Knight: Hm, you're welcome, just tell me where the crown is.