- K.I.T.T.: I don't understand the concept of fishing, Michael.
- Michael Knight: What don't you understand, buddy?
- K.I.T.T.: According to my information the object of fishing is to catch fish.
- Michael Knight: That's right.
- K.I.T.T.: But we've been gone two days, and despite all the time you spend fishing, you didn't catch any fish.
- Michael Knight: They just weren't biting, pal, that's how fishing is. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.
- Michael Knight: [having gathered information at a motel] Only one room left.
- Nicole Turner: [groans] Wonderful.
- Michael Knight: But it's got two single beds. Now it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't mind.
- Nicole Turner: Never knew a man who did.
- Devon Miles: If you're bound over for trial, the prosecutor will start an immediate investigation into your past. Now I need to tell you how difficult that would be for you, the Foundation, for the future of our work together.
- Michael Knight: In that case... I'd better find Nicole.
- K.I.T.T.: Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you: it was demoralizing, demeaning.
- Michael Knight: [a bit aggravated] What?
- K.I.T.T.: Police impound.
- Michael Knight: Oh, you had me worried there for a minute.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders and bullet holes...
- Michael Knight: Jail was no picknick either, pal.
- Michael Knight: Harold T. Turner is a hard guy, so what? We've been up against hard guys before.
- Devon Miles: Turner is much more than a hard guy, Michael. As ex-president of the Satan's Stompers motorcycle club he has at his disposal over 300 hard guys, not to mention whatever other resources his various underworld activities provide.
- Bonnie Barstow: He's right, Michael. According to the federal investigation the Satan's Stompers have developed extensive ties with criminal organizations. It's not like Peter Fonda riding around on a chopped Harley with a heart of gold underneath two days growth of beard.
- Arthur Wexley: Nicole's not the kind of girl who leaves bridges intact once she's passed over them. Do you understand women? I don't understand women. I... I thought loving a daughter would be much easier than loving a wife. Less, less apt to fail. I was wrong, it isn't. The failuire is no less painful.
- Michael Knight: For what it's worth, I don't think Nicole's across that bridge yet. Not all the way.
- Natalie Turner: My mom's car won't do any of this stuff. What else can you do? Can you talk?
- K.I.T.T.: Natalie, you know car's can't talk.
- Natalie Turner: Some cars do. They say: 'please close the door' and...
- [catching on]
- Natalie Turner: you talked!
- Michael Knight: Welcome to Calamity, you're typical authentic Western movie town.
- [brief pause]
- Michael Knight: Looks like business is lousy.
- K.I.T.T.: [Natalie is sticking out her tongue at Kitt] My, what large tonsils you have.
- Natalie Turner: I don't think you're very funny.
- K.I.T.T.: Natalie, are you mad at me?
- Natalie Turner: Yes. Can't you tell?
- Michael Knight: You know last time I saw you two together I felt like a referee in a street fight.
- Arthur Wexley: [they all chuckle] She's too tough for me, I quit.
- Nicole Turner: Me too. Does that mean we lose a good referee?
- Michael Knight: Looks that way.
- Michael Knight: [picked up hitchhiker, now driving along] Nice day, huh?
- [no response]
- Michael Knight: You always travel this light?
- Nicole Turner: I'm not traveling.
- Michael Knight: Car trouble?
- Nicole Turner: [scoffs] You could say.
- Michael Knight: Are you all right?
- Nicole Turner: [clears throat] I've got some problems. When I've got problems, I don't make good company.
- Michael Knight: [gives up] Okay.