Bonnie Barstow: Actually the Foundation was thinking of adopting Sheeba as a pet.
K.I.T.T.: You have to be kidding!
Michael Knight: Hey, we have a K.I.T.T... Why not have a cat?
K.I.T.T.: Very funny!
Bonnie Barstow: So this is the Retreat huh?
Michael Knight: Was, past tense. It's all over now.
Bonnie Barstow: But it was great while it lasted, huh?
Michael Knight: Oh, come on, Bonnie, what's so great about beautiful women running around in bikini's catering to your every need?
Bonnie Barstow: I don't know. You tell me.
Michael Knight: You got a couple of hours?
Bianca Morgan: What a pity, Michael. I was looking forward to that lecture on mass and velocity.
K.I.T.T.: Michael, whatever happened to the good old days when we simply turbo boosted over fences and crashed through walls?
K.I.T.T.: Michael, are you really certain you want to go through with this?
Michael Knight: K.I.T.T., is my hunch is right, the contacts are somehow made at the Si14 Restaurant, and I gotta have to pass my self off as one very hot piece of space age man power.
Michael Knight: K.I.T.T., I know it'll be asking a lot, but can you make me into a brilliant computer scientist?
K.I.T.T.: Michael, that's not asking a lot, that's asking a miracle.
Harley Freeman: What kind of woman are you?
Bianca Morgan: A businesswoman. You wouldn't have had as much fun with a saint.
Michael Knight: That's right, it's called para-sailing.
K.I.T.T.: Wrong, it's called total insanity.
Michael Knight: Well, it just happens to be one of the most popular sports in Acapulco. Only there they do it off the backs of motorboats.
K.I.T.T.: Michael, we're not in Acapulco, and I have about as much in common with motorboat as you have with a seagull.