Knight Rider (TV Series)

K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R. (1984)

Paul Frees: K.A.R.R.

Quotes 

• K.A.R.R. : A pacemaker? Well, well, well.

• John Stanton : Get lost.

  K.A.R.R. : I'm a computer. I can't get lost.

• K.A.R.R. : Unless you want to be pressed right into the diesel block, I wouldn't move, Mr Miles.

• K.A.R.R. : How's the pacemaker, Eddie?

• K.A.R.R. : If I am destroyed, so shall you be.

• K.A.R.R. : I have no interest in gold. That's a uniquely human foible.

• K.A.R.R. : Silence. We have an intruder.

• K.A.R.R. : Goodbye, Michael Knight!

• John Stanton : [after discovering KARR can talk]  Okay, what is this? A joke? A tape recorder? Is Allen Funt gonna pop up and say, Smile, You're On Candid Camera?

  K.A.R.R. : Who's Allen Funt?

  John Stanton : [Startled]  What is this? You're a car. Cars don't talk!

  K.A.R.R. : Correct. I am not a car -- I'm the Knight Automated Roving Robot, the first in a bold new experiment. You may call me 'KARR.'

• John Stanton : [to K.A.R.R., after dropping off Mandy]  ... Boy, you're really something else. I'd almost hate to give you up, slick.

  K.A.R.R. : [his first line]  Then *don't*.

• John Stanton : [Speeding towards a massive truck that's blocking the road]  Oh God, stop!

  [Pushes the brakes but nothing happens] 

  John Stanton : Where are the brakes?

  K.A.R.R. : [Calmly]  Manual override - push Turbo Boost.

  [John pushes Turbo Boost and KARR jumps over the truck] 

• K.A.R.R. : Speech is actually the least remarkable of my functions.