Knight Rider (TV Series)

K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R. (1984)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : That can't be KARR. We destroyed KARR two years ago.

  Michael Knight : Then who or what is that?

  K.I.T.T. : But I saw him explode! You saw him explode!

  Michael Knight : I know, gimme a scan of his license plate.

  K.I.T.T. : Good idea!

  [K.I.T.T. scans K.A.R.R.'s license plate] 

  Michael Knight : [sighs]  So much for wishful thinking

• Michael Knight : Devon, I really admire you, you know. I admire your maturity, your wisdom, your sense of proportion - I even like your tie. But I'm telling you, K.I.T.T. and I are going out of here in three minutes with or without those reflectors, or your blessing.

• K.I.T.T. : If this plan of yours fails, I want you to know it's been a beautiful partnership.

  Michael Knight : The feeling is mutual.

• Devon Miles : I demand an explanation.

  Michael Knight : When I think one up, you'll be the first to know.

• Michael Knight : [to Mandy]  Alright, I'll give it to ya straight: your boy friends in way over his head. As a matter of fact, he's drowning. And you're just about the only person on this earth who can save him right now.

• Devon Miles : Michael, do what you need to do, but please be careful.

  Michael Knight : Right.

  Bonnie Barstow : If anything happens to K.I.T.T...

  Michael Knight : Love you, too.

  [blows a kiss and grins at Bonnie] 

• Devon Miles : With a little more time I'm sure we can come up with something.

  Michael Knight : Time is the operative word here, we don't have any.

• K.I.T.T. : Honking in a tunnel, really Michael, I fail to see the point.

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T., It's an American tradition, like raising your hands on a rollercoaster.

  K.I.T.T. : Unsafe, unsound behaviour if you ask me.

  Michael Knight : Now that you mention it, I didn't.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, someone is broadcasting on our private carrier frequency!

  Michael Knight : Wait a minute. That's not supposed to be possible.

  K.I.T.T. : It must be a problem in calibration.

  Michael Knight : That's what worries me. That's not supposed to be possible either.