- Michael Knight: What's with the darkened windows, pal?
- K.I.T.T.: This is Hollywood, Michael. I'm wearing my sunglasses.
- Edward Kent: I'm Edward Kent, Miss Bennett's executive secretary. I encode 90 words a minute, I take shorthand at 120. I do not however make coffee, nor have I ever been chased around a desk.
- Devon Miles: [on videophone] Hello Michael, how are things in Hollywood this morning?
- Michael Knight: A little rocky. Hitchcock would've loved it... we've got a saboteur on our hands.
- Devon Miles: Well I'm glad you didn't say psycho.
- Michael Knight: Maybe that too.
- Michael Knight: [via video phone] Bonnie, put RC on will ya, I need him out here on this one.
- Bonnie Barstow: Oh RC, what about me Michael? You know how much I love Westerns.
- Michael Knight: [impersonating John Wayne] Well I know, pilgrim. Maybe I can get you one of those gutsy Maureen O'Hara roles.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: You know Michael, you do a great Jimmy Stewart.
- K.I.T.T.: Very funny.