Michael Knight: Let's do some old style trackin'.
Susan Christopher: Please, no Indian jokes.
Cyrus Oakes: You seem to know so much, Mr. Knight, since when did you become an Indian?
Michael Knight: When I went through a snake ceremony and lived.
Michael Knight: The Foundation manual specifically states on page 47 section C: when not otherwise engaged, the semi driver should be behind the wheel.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Yeah, but Bonnie's autopilot is so smooth...
Devon Miles: Too smooth. Now RC, I would prefer a more personalized driving experience.
K.I.T.T.: You know, Michael? This being a god is very demanding.
Michael Knight: Yeah, well, stick with what you know, huh?