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"Knight Rider" A Nice, Indecent Little Town (TV Episode 1983) Poster

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Devon Miles: Although it may seem unlikely to you, Michael, it is barely conceivable that you may find part of my speech... interesting

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Michael Knight: Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the fifties. I keep expecting to see Wally and the Beaver.

K.I.T.T.: Wally and the Beaver? That doesn't compute Michael. Are they a part of the counterfeit operation?

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Michael Knight: Writing is hell? I thought the expression was 'war is hell'.

Jobina: Obviously said by someone who never attempted to write.

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Agent Larkin: There are two rules in this business, young lady, and rule number one is 'never become involved with a potential adversary'.

Jobina: What's rule number two?

Agent Larkin: 'Never become involved with a potential friend'.

Jobina: Tough rules.

Agent Larkin: Well, it's a tough business. That's what keeps America great.

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Sheriff Moore: Knight, I don't know who or what you are, but you are not a cop. And in this town, the cops will pursue the suspects, ok?

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Devon Miles: [on viewscreen] Kitt, what's happening? I've been trying to reach Michael for over an hour.

K.I.T.T.: Michael is... indisposed.

Devon Miles: Oh, that means he's either with a young lady or he's in jail.

K.I.T.T.: No comment.

Devon Miles: I admire your loyalty, Kitt. Frankly I'd just as soon not know, unless of course he's in real trouble.

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K.I.T.T.: [Kitt has been hoisted up in a garage] My dear I'm a car, not a plane.

Jobina: Oh! Yes of course you are.

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Jobina: Tell me, what were you doing up there in the first place?

K.I.T.T.: Spinning my wheels.

Jobina: [no reply]

K.I.T.T.: That was a joke.

Jobina: Oh.

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Devon Miles: Well, now that Aunt Martha is back at the helm of the Halleluja press again, she wanted each of you to have a keepsake.

Bonnie Barstow: Ah, a bible.

Michael Knight: Hey, that's nice.

Bonnie Barstow: Beautiful, isn't it?

Devon Miles: Yes, quite. And informative.

K.I.T.T.: May I ask who programmed it?

Michael Knight: [Michael, Devon and Bonnie laugh awkwardly] Well, that's, eh, kind of a long story, Kitt.

K.I.T.T.: That's all right, Michael, I have plenty of time.

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K.I.T.T.: [crashing through the jailhouse walls and screeching to a halt near where Michael is lying in his cell] You RANG, Michael?

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