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Pino: [about Jack] I love this man. He's a genius.

Jim: You know, he really is a genius. I bet he did so well on his SATs.

Teddy Wong: What are you, made of mayonnaise?

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Seth Richman: Fine, you win, but I am not making muffins. Muffins are for people who don't have the nads to order cake for breakfast!

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Seth Richman: She does brunch... she does you. We did brunch 'cause she did you!

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Seth Richman: Come on man, gambling is in your blood.

Teddy Wong: Alright, right, right. Because I'm Asian. I also own my own Dojo and my pocket's full of firecrackers!

Seth Richman: You know, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me.

[Seth moves away and quickly returns with a newspaper]

Seth Richman: Her name is Handsome Lass.

Teddy Wong: Seth, for the love of God!

Seth Richman: Oh come on, a purebred, Teddy! A winner from a line of winners! She's going off a ten to one!

Teddy Wong: But you said I could just say no!

Seth Richman: A ten to one, Ted! Hey, you said yourself, you're Asian. You do the math.

[Teddy gestures at Seth's face with a finger]

Seth Richman: Hey, hey. Hey.

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