Peggy Hill: VaaaaaaaaaaaGINA! Oh, Hank... I did it!
Hank: Yeah, the whole neighborhood heard ya cussin'
Bobby Hill: [Bobby and Joseph are playing with toy figures] You want my Chandler or my Ross?
Joseph Gribble: Can I shoot him full of BBs?
Bobby Hill: Okay.
Joseph Gribble: Then Ross.
Stuart Dooley: Hey Bobby, your mom's gonna teach sex ed.
Bobby Hill: Yeah, I know.
Stuart Dooley: We're gonna get to see her boobs.
Peggy Hill: [about attempting to teach Bobby sex education] Hank I couldn't get the words out
Bill Dauterive: Aw gee you didn't send her in to do a man's job did you?
Hank: Uh well I...
Bill Dauterive: Maybe you should let Boomhauer teach him what he knows
Boomhauer: Yeah man I'll tell ya what, ya talkin' about them dang old condom dispensers... Put little ol' 50 cents in there and try to hit that coin return... bang on that thing... Talk about her needs.
Hank: [thinks for a moment] Uh, no that's alright
Hank: [thinking about Boomhauer's offer to teach Bobby sex education] I guess I'll do it, my daddy told me the facts of life when I was Bobby's age and I turned out okay
[thinks back to when Cotton took him to a ranch]
Cotton Hill: [showing a young Hank a bull and cow mating while Hank cries] Yee-haw! Hey what ya crying for boy?, this is a good show, this is a damn good show!
Hank: [cut back to the present] Yeah that's also how he taught me about paying taxes