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"King of the Hill" Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga (TV Episode 1998) Poster

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Hank: Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.

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Peggy Hill: Bobby, how would you like to go to cooking school?

Bobby Hill: I'm listening.

Hank: Bobby, I know we've never talked about this, but... someday, I'm going to die. And when that happens, then you can go to cooking school.

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Dale Gribble: [Looks at the pace car] It's nice but where are the cigarette ads?

Hank: [Spots Dale Earnhardt] Hey look it's Dale Earnhardt and he's coming this way!

Bill Dauterive: [Nervous] Oh, it's "The Intimidater"!

[laughs and runs away]

Boomhauer: [to Dale Earnhardt] Hey man remember that dang old terra third turn in Arlington man?, just turned loose man just made it, woo hoo dog!, I'll tell you what!

Dale Earnhardt: Man this rope sure is soft and pretty, I noticed it when we unloaded my car

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Hank: [Shows Bobby the pace car] So Bobby what do you think?

Bobby Hill: [Feeling the display rope] The rope is soft and pretty

Hank: [sighs] Look at the pace car Bobby, it's what Boomhauer gets to drive if he wins his amateur race.

Bobby Hill: What's a pace car?

Hank: Well it's the car that all the other drivers have to stay behind at the beginning of a race for whenever there's a crash, if Boomhauer wins he'll have the honor of driving on the same track as Dale Earnhardt or as you'd look at it with Jeff Gordon.

Bobby Hill: Jeff Gordon's a race car driver too?, I thought he was just a cereal box model

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Bobby Hill: [Hands Hank a check] Hey dad could you please sign this check, I already filled it out for you

Hank: [Reading the check] Pay to the order of the Bike Barn... one hundred and seventy five dollars!

Bobby Hill: It's for a new BMX bike

Hank: You expect me to just sign this?

Bobby Hill: [Disappointed] I think you have to or it doesn't work

Hank: Bobby these checks aren't magic tickets, they represent real money that I and to a lesser extent your mother worked real hard to earn

Bobby Hill: You can ride it whenever you want

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Hank: [Explaining the importance of money] The point is you don't just get money because you ask for it, you want to end up like Jeff Gordon?

Bobby Hill: I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!

Hank: [Gasps then starts laughing nervously] Bobby you joke around like that in public people are gonna think you ain't right

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Hank: Ya know Bobby they say old Buck Strickland started out with nothing but a single dollar bill and now he's at the top of the propane ladder, Bobby here's your dollar let's see what you can turn it into

[Later he comes back and sees Bobby bent over doing something with his back turned]

Hank: What are you doing son, did you use that dollar to start a shoe shining business?

Bobby Hill: [Turns around revealing he's eating a taco] What?

Hank: [Shocked] Bobby!

Bobby Hill: You almost made me drop it!

Hank: This is what you spent your dollar on?

Bobby Hill: No I also got a quesadilla, it's from the value menu

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