King of the Hill (TV Series)

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon (2004)

Phil Hendrie: Rent-a-Cop, Big Tex

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [watching Big Tex being set up]  Son look there's Big Tex, he's like the Grand Canyon and the Statue of Liberty rolled into one

  Bobby Hill : He seems tough but kind

  Hank Hill : Yep he always tells us what to do, and see, and eat, I've got better advice from him than my own father

  Big Tex : Howdy folks

  [Bobby gasps in amazement] 

  Big Tex : howdy, howdy

  [worker speaks into Big Tex's speakers] 

  Big Tex : Check, check uh, one

  [back in his regular voice] 

  Big Tex : Howdy!