King of the Hill (TV Series)

Bill of Sales (2000)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : One chance. My garage, tomorrow morning, 7:00.

  Bill Dauterive : It's a little early.

  Peggy Hill : You just bought yourself 6:45, mister.

  Bill Dauterive : I guess I could skip my shower.

  Peggy Hill : 7:00 it is.

• Peggy Hill : Oh, Hank, my very first business trip! I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.

  Hank Hill : Isn't this Bill's trip? Didn't he win it? Aren't you just his guest?

  Peggy Hill : Hank, you're fired.

• Laney : You can't return product. That's just not how the system works

  Peggy Hill : Oh, come on. I think the triangle can handle it.

  Laney : It's not a triangle, it's a damn pyramid! Now you do whatever it takes to get Dauterive back in the fold, or Marty Van Holde is going to come down on us like the hammer of the gods!

• Hank Hill : I know you miss running that restaurant...

  Peggy Hill : It's not the restaurant, Hank, it's the people. Managing people. Telling them what to do and then watching as they do it.

• [Bobby unwraps a Metalife bar and eats it] 

  Bobby Hill : This doesn't taste like raspberry truffle.

  Peggy Hill : Well, then, honey, you're eating it wrong. Put it down.

• Peggy Hill : Everything was going great, but then when I tried to motivate him -- that's a management term -- with a little praise -- my term -- he goes plumb loco! -- Spanish term.

  Hank Hill : You must have confused him. Being dumped on is all Bill knows. First there was that childhood of his, and then he joined the army, and then married that back-breaker Lenore.

• Bill Dauterive : What can I get for a quarter?

  Peggy Hill : A soda, twenty years ago.

• Peggy Hill : You stink!

  Bill Dauterive : I, huh?

  Peggy Hill : You heard me. Even in France, they would take notice of your bad odor.