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(TV Series)

(2004)

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Carrie Heffernan: Ok Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up.

Doug Heffernan: No, I gave that to you last year.

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[a midget hit on Carrie]

Doug Heffernan: Hey, guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down.

Carrie Heffernan: Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?

Doug Heffernan: Because, he was almost my height.

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