- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh my God! You're praying for the Jets!
- Doug Heffernan: No I'm not!
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Yes you were! You were praying for the Jets to win!
- Doug Heffernan: No, no. I was praying for them to cover the spread! That's a whole other thing!
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: You are such a hypocrite! You get on my back about shoes and you're praying for a football game?
- Doug Heffernan: Oh please, shoes are way more petty than a football game!
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Is not! Can you wear a football game?
- Doug Heffernan: Can you spend an entire Sunday watching shoes?
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Yes I can!