- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: [Carrie and Doug walk into their bedroom to find Arthur sitting on their bed] Dad! What are you doing in here, I'm in my bra!
- Arthur Spooner: [making a dismissive gesture] So, I've seen better.
- [Doug and Carrie can't sleep because of the neighbors' dog]
- Doug Heffernan: You know, as long as we can't sleep you wanna take advantage of this and... go to a diner?