- Shego: "Lather, Rinse, Obey"? Aren't you being a little too upfront here?
- Dr. Drakken: Truth in labeling laws, Shego. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster.
- Kim: Ron, what are we doing at Smarty Mart?
- Ron: Research, KP. "How Ron Met Rufus." This is where it all began! And I need to get some ointment for toenail fungus.
- Kim: Need I bother with the "Eeee-ugh," or is it a given?
- [the Kimmunicator beeps]
- Kim: Sitch me, Wade.
- Ron: Hey Wade, what do you know about toenail fungus?
- Wade Load: Eeee-ugh!
- Kim: That's what I said.
- Dr. Drakken: You know, after a scheme goes south, nothing cheers me up like Kareoke night! When I hold that mic, and look out at the audience, I feel so alive! Ha, it's electric!
- Shego: [sarcastic] Yeah, maybe that's the answer! Sing the world into submission!
- Dr. Drakken: [gasps] Shego, that's it! Yes! No, really, this time, trust me!
- Shego: What?
- Dr. Drakken: And here I thought I was the evil genius! Ha-ha, you're brilliant!
- Shego: What are you talking about?
- Dr. Drakken: Who needs M.C.-what's-her-name?
- Shego: Oh, no...
- Dr. Drakken: *I* can make sure my shampoo is most wanted!
- Shego: Oh, please no...
- Dr. Drakken: I will become... a hip-hop star!
- Dr. Drakken: While Shego keeps you busy, I shall launch my hypertronic devastator drone!
- [does so]
- Kim: Wait, no countdown?
- Shego: No, no, he's actually learning.
- Dr. Drakken: During the time it takes the computer voice to count backwards from ten, you always manage to defeat me.
- Ron: Uh, dude, is this important?
- Dr. Drakken: [gasps] The gyroscopic control unit! Where did you get this?
- Ron: Yeah, well, we actually snuck in by climbing up your whatever-it-is...
- Dr. Drakken: Hypertronic devastator drone!
- Ron: Yes, and I slipped, and I had to kind of grab on to something, and it kind of snapped off.
- Dr. Drakken: Without the gyroscopic control unit, the drone will...!
- [alarm klaxons sound]
- Dr. Drakken: ...instantly crash. You buffoon!
- Ron: [shrugs] I do what I can.