Respected archaeologist Sir Montgomery "Monty" Fiske seeks Kim's help in retrieving an ancient idol, which unfortunately for Ron is shaped like a monkey. The mission would seem good for Kim, though, because it gives her the chance to get away from a visit by her nerdy cousin Larry - that is until the idol is stolen by a ninja. Ron's persistent monkey-phobia makes him suspicious of Sir Fiske, which Kim blows off, until she finds that Ron was right about him all along. With the help of a holographic version of herself invented by Wade, Ron realizes Fiske's hands and feet were surgically mutated as monkey appendages, and he uses the idol she recovered and three others to transform himself into a future monkey kung-fu master of the world known as Lord Monkey Fist! Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
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And now, Larry drones on about these creepy conventions he goes to - in costume! And the video games? Last month I learned everything I never wanted to know about that stupid "Fortress" game.
"Fortress"? The other night I spent six hours battling the hilltop fortress with nothing but a joystick and a will that could not be denied!
And to think: that's time you may have otherwise wasted.