Mark Valley: Det. Eddie Arlette

Quotes 

• [About Morris the stalker of the German opera singer] 

  Eddie : He left one day, gave the landlord his personal belongings with the instructions to do whatever he wants with them - which upsets me because it doesn't sound to me like he's got a plan b.

• Morris : Hello my American friend.

  Eddie : Let me make myself perfectly clear: If you touch a hair on her head I will hunt you down in this life and in the next.

• Morris : I feel for you. Time is running out and you're frustrated.

  Eddie : No you're frustrated, Morris. I'm jammin' all your frequencies and I'm all over you.

• Eddie : I wanna read this opera - the entire thing. In English.

• [Eddie to Fiona] 

  Eddie : So you whored my dog to a dog food company?

• Fiona : Hello?

  Eddie : Hi, remember me?

  Fiona : No, I don't think I could forget you Eddie, even with therapy.

  Eddie : God, I like you so much better with some distance between us.

  Fiona : Well then back up just a few more steps. Keep going until you hit America. Look whatd'you want - your sourness is ruining my sauce.

  Eddie : Listen, I forgot my razor. I was wondering if you could put it in a bag and leave it on the porch. I already sent somebody over to pick it up.

  Fiona : I can't touch you razor, I haven't had the proper shots. Besides doesn't you and your girlfriend like the rough look?

  Eddie : What're you talking about?

  Fiona : You should pick up a newspaper from time to time. Your razor awaits.

• Morris : Are you still there, Eddie?

  Eddie : Yeah.

  Morris : Shouldn't you be here?

  Eddie : Yeah.