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(TV Series)

(2003)

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[Karen Sisco is having drinks with her date, Carl, at a bar by the harbor]

Carl Lokens: Let me guess. Schoolteacher.

Karen Sisco: No.

[takes a sip of her drink]

Carl Lokens: Social worker?

Karen Sisco: [smiles, shakes head no] Mm-mm.

Carl Lokens: Lawyer?

Karen Sisco: What kind of lawyer?

Carl Lokens: Contracts.

Karen Sisco: [smiling, shakes head] Not a lawyer.

Carl Lokens: [pauses for a moment, thinking] Um, art dealer? Stolen paintings? Right? Shipped in from New York?

Karen Sisco: [chuckles softly] Want me to tell you?

Carl Lokens: [smiling back at her] No.

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[Karen notices Carl twirling an unlit cigarette with one hand as they have drinks]

Karen Sisco: What's with the cigarette?

Carl Lokens: I quit. It's just to remind me.

Karen Sisco: Of what?

Carl Lokens: That I can. Give me a hint.

Karen Sisco: [chuckles softly, shaking her head] Play the game, play the rules.

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[while having drinks, Carl notices the bruise on Karen's chest that she got three days earlier in pursuit of a fugitive who shot her bulletproof vest]

Carl Lokens: Is that a birthmark?

Karen Sisco: Something like that.

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Carl Lokens: [trying to guess what Karen does for a living] Yoga instructor?

Karen Sisco: Give up?

Carl Lokens: [smiles, shakes his head] Never.

Karen Sisco: We'll see.

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[Karen gets a call from her father, Marshall, as she's driving to work]

Karen Sisco: Hi, Daddy.

Marshall Sisco: Listen to this: guy goes in to rob a bank, tells his partner to circle the block; he comes running out, gets hit by a car. Who do you think's driving?

Karen Sisco: The partner.

Marshall Sisco: [laughs] They say irony's dead.

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Karen Sisco: You working today?

Marshall Sisco: Yeah. Guy in a wheelchair. Insurance scam.

Karen Sisco: How'd he get in the chair?

Marshall Sisco: Fell off his desk.

Karen Sisco: They'll do that on you.

Marshall Sisco: Every damn time.

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Marshall Sisco: So, this new guy you're seeing, you tell him what you do yet?

Karen Sisco: He still wants to guess.

Marshall Sisco: Huh, sounds like an insurance agent.

Karen Sisco: [laughs] He's a charter fisherman. He owns a boat.

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Marshall Sisco: I always wanted a boat.

Karen Sisco: Dad, you get seasick.

Marshall Sisco: What's that got to do with the price of eggs? Live by the ocean, man ought to have a boat.

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Karen Sisco: I got to run.

Marshall Sisco: Why, you got something to do?

Karen Sisco: Yeah, I'm back at work.

Marshall Sisco: [pauses] How you feeling?

Karen Sisco: Not you too.

Marshall Sisco: I'll see you tomorrow night at poker.

Karen Sisco: Bye, Daddy.

Marshall Sisco: Bye, honey.

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Marshall Sisco: [taking a photo of an insurance scammer] Smile, platehead.

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Danny Quintero: Did you get my report?

Karen Sisco: I did.

Danny Quintero: Did you read it?

Karen Sisco: Not 'til I finish mine.

Danny Quintero: Still fuzzy on the details?

Karen Sisco: Bits and pieces.

Danny Quintero: Well, you know, if you need any help...

Karen Sisco: I'll let you know.

Danny Quintero: It was good, though. Textbook.

Karen Sisco: If it was textbook, how come the guy's dead?

Konner: [standing nearby] Good point.

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Karen Sisco: Who's the new guy?

Danny Quintero: Konner, transfer from D.C. Brought in Hector Marcante, solo. Dad told me all about him.

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Amos Andrews: I'd say welcome back, but you're not. I gave you a week off.

Karen Sisco: [holds up APB sheet] This guy, Washman? I know his M.O. If you want, I can pick him up.

Anya Devlin: [sitting in Amos' office] Hello, Karen?

Amos Andrews: [to Karen, softly] Devlin, Internal Affairs, shrink.

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[Karen meets with Devlin, the department psychologist, in Amos' office]

Anya Devlin: Just dropped by to check on your progress. Standard procedure after a fatal. See if we can arrange a time to talk?

Karen Sisco: Thanks, I'm not really a talker.

Anya Devlin: Well, the wrinkle here is you haven't filed a report.

Karen Sisco: Oh, I'll file it.

Anya Devlin: Great. When?

Karen Sisco: When I'm clear on what happened.

Anya Devlin: So you still don't remember.

Karen Sisco: It'll come to me.

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Anya Devlin: Your partner's report says that you were primary through the door, that the shooter was...

Karen Sisco: Are you asking or telling me?

Anya Devlin: Why don't you remember?

Amos Andrews: Oh, let me? Girl takes a .45 slug to the chest, enough to knock out a rhino. Wakes up with every bone in her body bruised, and a Tijuana-sized headache, something like that? I'm sure you've had nights like that. Do you remember the details?

Anya Devlin: [gives Amos a sour look, turns to Karen] Make an appointment, okay? Goodbye, Amos.

[Devlin leaves Amos' office]

Amos Andrews: Goodbye.

Karen Sisco: "Girl?"

Amos Andrews: A figure of speech. File the report. 'Til then, you're off warrants. Courthouse duty tomorrow. Today: take the rest of it off.

[Karen turns and walks away]

Amos Andrews: Off!

Karen Sisco: I heard you.

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[Karen is in her parked car trying to remember details of a shooting when her cell phone rings]

Karen Sisco: Sisco.

Marshall Sisco: You in the neighborhood?

Karen Sisco: Uh, not exactly.

Marshall Sisco: Great, come on by.

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[Karen meets with her father Marshall at his favorite bar & restaurant]

Marshall Sisco: Ah, courthouse duty, that's exciting.

Mordecai Jones: [walks up and hands Marshall a manila envelope] Not too big on courthouses myself.

Karen Sisco: Mordecai, I thought you were doing time up at Glades?

Mordecai Jones: [smiling] Good behavior. Now I'm workin' for your dad.

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[Marshall shows Karen photos of his insurance scam case]

Marshall Sisco: How do you get a guy to jump out of his wheelchair?

Karen Sisco: Set fire to his pants?

Marshall Sisco: His pants are already on fire.

Karen Sisco: She the physical therapist?

Mordecai Jones: How'd you guess?

Karen Sisco: The lipstick.

Marshall Sisco: [to Mordecai] I told you she was good.

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Mordecai Jones: [to Karen] You tell that guy what you do yet?

[Karen looks at her father]

Marshall Sisco: We were talkin' boats. The subject ceme up.

Karen Sisco: Naturally.

Mordecai Jones: Man ought to have a boat.

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Marshall Sisco: Hemingway had a boat.

Karen Sisco: Hemingway knew how to swim.

Marshall Sisco: Details. Amos called.

Karen Sisco: Ah.

Marshall Sisco: He asked me to talk to you.

[Karen gives her father a look]

Marshall Sisco: So we talked. You look great. Don't stay out too late.

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