- Kaput: [after hearing worker complaints] They speak this strange language! Good thing we have an interpreter.
- Office Lady: [to Kaput, who tried to shoot someone] Wait! On our planet, we don't crisperize people; we fire them! It amounts to the same thing and you'll never hear from them again!
- Zösky: I rather like that local custom! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
- Zösky: [the phone rings] Hello?
- [jabbering on the other line]
- Zösky: No, red. That's right, red.
- [more jabbering on another phone]
- Zösky: Yes, well that's the way it goes.
- [even more jabbering]
- Zösky: I'M THE PRESIDENT; I'LL DO WHATEVER I PLEASE!
- [he hangs up]
- Kaput: What did they want?
- Zösky: I don't know. I couldn't understand a word they were saying.
- Kaput: Then why did you answer?
- Zösky: Mmm, I like saying whatever springs to mind. That's the true mark of a leader, you know!