Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother... and his cow.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm! How dare you...
The Flash: [breaking up fight] Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve?
The Flash: I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
Wally West: [an obvious self-destruct countdown is heard throughout The X Pit] Not liking the sound of that.
[as they're about to enter the X-pit]
Mr. Miracle: [to Flash and Barda] Neither of you signed on for this.
Big Barda: Actually, I did. The day I married you.
The Flash: Well, I'm not that commited, but I'm with you.
[preparing Scott for his latest escape trick]
Oberon: This is the craziest stunt you've ever pulled.
Mr. Miracle: That's why we're rehearsing it.
Virman Vundabar: Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture and still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.
Kalibak: You're about as noble as my armpit.
Virman Vundabar: Very well. You've forced me to my last resort...
[from behind his back he brings out a-]
Virman Vundabar: Cake!
The Flash: Come on, Ugly! Move that hairy butt!
Kalibak: It's... humiliating being rescued by your enemy.
Mr. Miracle: As humiliating as being Virman Vundabar's pet?
Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother.
[Looks over at Big Barda]
Kalibak: And his cow.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm. How dare you...
[Big Barda goes to strike Kalibak]
The Flash: Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
Mr. Miracle: He's right. We've got bigger problems.
Virman Vundabar: [a video monitor turns on revealing Virman Vundabar] Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail!
[Barda blasts the monitor]
Virman Vundabar: Ver-r-r-ry interesting... but futile.