[Flash is regaling two ladies in a diner - or trying to, while wolfing down burgers and sodas]
The Flash: But he never had a chance. Because I'm...
Blonde Girl: [bored] The fastest man alive.
Dark-Haired Girl: Yeah, you told us.
[after zapping Flash]
Gorilla Grodd: That was for the banana. I *hate* bananas.
Detective: How do you take your coffee?
The Flash: With cream and 37 sugars.
The Flash: What? I'm not kidding!
The Flash: Look, if I wanted the third degree, I could have stayed in there. Like I told 'em, I don't remember.
Green Lantern: All right, then let's start with the last thing you *do* remember.
The Flash: Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...
Green Lantern: The gorilla *talked* to you?
The Flash: Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
Green Lantern: I'm supposed to believe this?
The Flash: Hey, we both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
Green Lantern: Let's check it out, *together* this time.
The Flash: Can I help if I have a hyper-accelerated metabolism? Besides, it's just a little snack.
[holes up ten hot dogs]
Old Man: [a gorilla takes off in his car] Stop him! My insurance doesn't cover a second driver.
The Flash: [of the driving gorilla] Now there's something you don't see every day.
The Flash: Easy, boy. We'll have you back behind monkey bars before you know it.
The Flash: [of the Flash] If he were *really* guilty, you think you could've held him here with a pair of handcuffs?
Dr. Sarah Corwin: [he disappears from where she was aiming the gun at him to behind her] How - ?
The Flash: You blinked.
Gorilla Grodd: My apologies for the hasty exit but, I have a city to destroy.
Solivar: [Green Lantern finds gorilla footprints in the park with his ring and follows them to Solivar in a small tunnel, who beats his chest and roars and runs right for him and The Flash, then Green Lantern fires a beam at his chest, knocking him backwards out of the tunnel and onto his back] Was that really necessary?
Green Lantern: Okay, so he can talk. Who are you?
Solivar: My name is Solivar. I'm chief of security for Gorilla City.
The Flash: Gorilla City? You've gotta be kidding.
Solivar: I can assure you this is no laughing matter.
Green Lantern: Go on.
Solivar: Safely hidden from humanity...
[the scene transitions to a flashback]
Solivar: We apes have lived in peace for thousands of years. Until the black day when a power mad genius known as Grodd tried to conquer our city with advanced mind-control technology. We were able to thwart his evil plot, but we could not prevent his escape.
[the scene transitions back to now]
Solivar: It wasn't until later that we discovered he had also stolen our city's security plans. Grodd has sworn terrible revenge against all those who reside in Gorilla City.