- Shayera Hol: [spreading her wings for all to see] That's right. I'm an angel. You can mess with me if you want to, but I don't think you want to mess with the boss.
- [she points up towards heaven; the demons fly away in terror]
- Shayera Hol: [to Wonder Woman] If we're lucky, they'll all be that dumb.
- Hermes: I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is.
- [Hands Diana a scroll]
- Princess Diana: "For a good time, call Podênemos."
- Hermes: [takes back the scroll chuckling] Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go.
- [reads the scroll]
- Hermes: "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right what has been disturbed."
- Princess Diana: He's telling me to go to...
- Hermes: Basically.
- Shayera Hol: Where's Faust?
- Abnegazar: Let me think... oh, yeah, he's over there! No, he's other there! No, there!
- Shayera Hol: [raises her mace] One more answer, and it better be the right one.
- Abnegazar: Or what? You'll kill me? Gosh, I might end up suffering eternal torment as punishment for my sins! Oh, wait - I already am!
- Wonder Woman: [after wrapping Abnegazar with her golden lasso] Tell me your name.
- Abnegazar: Abnegazar.
- Wonder Woman: Tell me where to find Faust, Abnegazar.
- Abnegazar: In Hades' library.
- Wonder Woman: Lead us there.
- Abnegazar: Okay.
- [they fly off]
- Shayera Hol: How'd you do that?
- Wonder Woman: Magic lasso. Who knew?
- Shayera Hol: If you don't want to tell me, fine.
- Shayera Hol: Why would anyone bother taking over this dump?
- Felix Faust: To get revenge on Hades for betraying me. I'd planned to torture him for a few millenia, but he tried to make a deal. Told me all about this library. He kept his end of the bargain, but I didn't keep mine. I still don't understand why he was surprised.
- Shayera Hol: We're revoking your library card.
- Felix Faust: You want to fight? Sorry, not in the mood.
- [He waves his hand, and the floor opens up, sucking Diana and Shayera down, and they disappear with a scream]
- Felix Faust: [back to his book] Darn it... lost my place.
- Felix Faust: [Regarding the Library of Tartarus] Incredible. Wouldn't you agree, princess? The lost scrolls of Herculaneum, Merlin's juvenilia, Pierre Menard's Don Quixote... Dark tomes that make the Necronomicon look like a children's book. There's enough arcana here to quench even my thirst for knowledge... At least for the next 5000 years or so.
- Wonder Woman: What about us? Are we good?
- Shayera Hol: Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.
- Wonder Woman: Works for me.
- Shayera Hol: Aren't you cold in that outfit?
- Wonder Woman: Not really.
- Shayera Hol: Of course not. The Princess doesn't get cold. The Princess doesn't even sweat in the Fire Pits of Tartarus.
- Wonder Woman: I do too sweat.
- Shayera Hol: Please, you glow.
- Felix Faust: So very kind of you to trap me in this mirror for all eternity.
- Tala: Beats the alternative.
- Felix Faust: True enough.
- The Flash: It's a chance for us to get reacquainted, patch things up.
- Wonder Woman: Assuming we want to.
- The Flash: I always thought the reason you two don't get along is because you're so much alike.
- Wonder Woman, Shayera Hol: Like *her*?
- [he grins]
- Shayera Hol: We've come to put you back on the throne.
- Lord Hades: Or die trying?
- Shayera Hol: Not in the plan.
- Hermes: Felix Faust is on the loose.
- Princess Diana: Felix Faust is dead.
- Hermes: Yes, and pretty upset about it, too.
- Princess Diana: Why should I care?
- Hermes: You mean, besides the whole direct-order-from-the-gods thing?
- [after reaching Hades' library, Diana starts to unwrap the golden lasso]
- Shayera Hol: Wait, there's one more thing I want to ask him. Is there anything else we should know?
- Abnegazar: Yeah. You really, really shouldn't go in there. Now, could you please take this rope off of me? I'm a demon! The truth hurts.
- Queen Hippolyta: Bring my daughter back to me.
- Shayera Hol: Nothing to worry about. She's almost as good at kicking butt as I am.
- Shayera Hol: It's getting kind of hot in here.
- Wonder Woman: Considering where we are?
- Shayera Hol: Point taken, but, still.
- Shayera Hol: Be practical; we're going to need Hades to help take Faust down.
- Wonder Woman: I don't even need *your* help.
- Wonder Woman: [defeating Faust] Don't call me "my child" again, or you'll get what he got.
- Lord Hades: Your mother never told you, did she? Weren't you ever the least bit curious about your father's identity?
- Wonder Woman: I don't have a father. My mother sculpted me from clay and breathed life into me.
- Lord Hades: Your mother and I sculpted you together. When I met you a few years ago, I realized Hippolyta must have brought you to life sometime after I was condemned to Tartarus. As a reminder of me, perhaps.
- Queen Hippolyta: Diana, you know you're not supposed to set foot on this island. The gods have decreed that...
- Shayera Hol: The gods are decreeing stuff all the time around here.
- [Hippolya glowers]
- Shayera Hol: Ma'am.
- Wonder Woman: I have to go into Tartarus and stop all of this.
- Queen Hippolyta: I won't allow it.
- Wonder Woman: Neither of us has any choice in the matter, Mother.
- Queen Hippolyta: Wait. if you are to attempt such a feat, you must have access to your full power. Because you stole your armor and lasso, you were never told of all the powers they possess.
- [touching the star on Diana's tiara]
- Queen Hippolyta: When the time comes, you'll know everything you need to know.
- Wonder Woman: Thank you for unlocking my armor's powers. I might not have made it without them.
- Queen Hippolyta: You earned them a long time ago. I was too stubborn to admit it.
- Wonder Woman: I'd better go.
- Queen Hippolyta: Stay and rest for your trip. At the very least, you and your friend can share a meal with me.
- Wonder Woman: But I've been banished. The gods...
- Queen Hippolyta: This is your home. And I'm your mother. If the gods don't like it, they'll have to take it up with me.
- Wonder Woman: [finding someone in her quarters] Flash!
- Hermes: No, no, it's the original speedster.
- [she turns the lights on]
- Hermes: Hey, Diana. I let myself in.
- Wonder Woman: Hermes. How may I serve the messenger of the gods?
- Hermes: Don't be so formal, Diana. You're practically a member of the family. Not that this is a social visit.
- The Flash: [everyone in the commissary stares after him as he calls after Diana and Shayera that they're not trying to reconcile] I went out with two girls at the same time... 'cause I'm a stud.
- [notices his elbow in potatoes]
- Shayera Hol: I can't make this decision for you, Diana, but, however you want to play it, I'll back you up.
- Etrigan the Demon: [screaming, shifting between demon and human forms] The gates of Tartarus swing both ways! AARGH! The balance towards chaos!
- Zatanna Zatara: [speaking backwards] Lleh fo enorht eht no stis tsuaf! Tsol si lla!
- ["All is lost! Faust sits on the throne of Hell!"]