Shayera Hol: [spreading her wings for all to see] That's right. I'm an angel. You can mess with me if you want to, but I don't think you want to mess with the boss.
[she points up towards heaven; the demons fly away in terror]
Shayera Hol: [to Wonder Woman] If we're lucky, they'll all be that dumb.
Hermes: Felix Faust is on the loose.
Princess Diana: Felix Faust is dead.
Hermes: Yes, and pretty upset about it, too.
Hermes: I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is.
[Hands Diana a scroll]
Princess Diana: "For a good time, call Podênemos."
Hermes: [takes back the scroll chuckling] Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go.
[reads the scroll]
Hermes: "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right what has been disturbed."
Princess Diana: He's telling me to go to...
Princess Diana: Why should I care?
Hermes: You mean, besides the whole direct-order-from-the-gods thing?
Shayera Hol: Where's Faust?
Abnegazar: Let me think... oh, yeah, he's over there! No, he's other there! No, there!
Shayera Hol: [raises her mace] One more answer, and it better be the right one.
Abnegazar: Or what? You'll kill me? Gosh, I might end up suffering eternal torment as punishment for my sins! Oh, wait - I already am!
Wonder Woman: [after wrapping Abnegazar with her golden lasso] Tell me your name.
Wonder Woman: Tell me where to find Faust, Abnegazar.
Abnegazar: In Hades' library.
Wonder Woman: Lead us there.
[they fly off]
Shayera Hol: How'd you do that?
Wonder Woman: Magic lasso. Who knew?
Shayera Hol: If you don't want to tell me, fine.
[after reaching Hades' library, Diana starts to unwrap the golden lasso]
Shayera Hol: Wait, there's one more thing I want to ask him. Is there anything else we should know?
Abnegazar: Yeah. You really, really shouldn't go in there. Now, could you please take this rope off of me? I'm a demon! The truth hurts.
Shayera Hol: Why would anyone bother taking over this dump?
Felix Faust: To get revenge on Hades for betraying me. I'd planned to torture him for a few millenia, but he tried to make a deal. Told me all about this library. He kept his end of the bargain, but I didn't keep mine. I still don't understand why he was surprised.
Shayera Hol: We're revoking your library card.
Felix Faust: You want to fight? Sorry, not in the mood.
[He waves his hand, and the floor opens up, sucking Diana and Shayera down, and they disappear with a scream]
Felix Faust: [back to his book] Darn it... lost my place.
Felix Faust: [Regarding the Library of Tartarus] Incredible. Wouldn't you agree, princess? The lost scrolls of Herculaneum, Merlin's juvenilia, Pierre Menard's Don Quixote... Dark tomes that make the Necronomicon look like a children's book. There's enough arcana here to quench even my thirst for knowledge... At least for the next 5000 years or so.
Wonder Woman: What about us? Are we good?
Shayera Hol: Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.
Wonder Woman: Works for me.
Shayera Hol: Aren't you cold in that outfit?
Wonder Woman: Not really.
Shayera Hol: Of course not. The Princess doesn't get cold. The Princess doesn't even sweat in the Fire Pits of Tartarus.
Wonder Woman: I do too sweat.
Shayera Hol: Please, you glow.
Felix Faust: So very kind of you to trap me in this mirror for all eternity.
Tala: Beats the alternative.
Felix Faust: True enough.
The Flash: Silly me - making dinner plans with two beautiful women on the same night.
The Flash: It's a chance for us to get reacquainted, patch things up.
Wonder Woman: Assuming we want to.
The Flash: I always thought the reason you two don't get along is because you're so much alike.
The Flash: [everyone in the commissary stares after him as he calls after Diana and Shayera that they're not trying to reconcile] I went out with two girls at the same time... 'cause I'm a stud.
[notices his elbow in salad dressing]
Princess Diana: [of Faust and Hades] So far as I'm concerned they deserve each other.
Shayera Hol: It's a package deal. You want the mace, you get me too.
Queen Hippolyta: Bring my daughter back to me.
Shayera Hol: Nothing to worry about. She's almost as good at kicking butt as I am.
Shayera Hol: It's getting kind of hot in here.
Wonder Woman: Considering where we are?
Shayera Hol: Point taken, but, still.
Shayera Hol: Be practical; we're going to need Hades to help take Faust down.
Wonder Woman: I don't even need *your* help.
Shayera Hol: I can't make this decision for you, Diana, but, however you want to play it, I'll back you up.
Shayera Hol: Didn't think I'd need a jacket where we were going.
Wonder Woman: If it were up to me... But even here there has to be order.
Shayera Hol: We've come to put you back on the throne.
Lord Hades: Or die trying?
Shayera Hol: Not in the plan.