- Green Lantern: [during a training exercise] Impressive.
- Superman: Thanks.
- Green Lantern: But did you really need to take all that abuse?
- Hawkgirl: I could have used my mace on it, if you'd give me a chance.
- The Flash: And it never would've been able to lay a glove on me.
- Superman: When have I heard that before?
- The Flash: [insulted] Hey!
- Green Lantern: They're making a good point. You've got to trust your partners.
- Superman: I do, but the fact is I'm the invulnerable one. Every punch I take is a punch they don't have to.
- Hawkgirl: Are you saying we can't cut it?
- The Flash: That's what it sounds like to me.
- J'onn J'onzz: Now, hold on. We're a team.
- Superman: But we're not all equal. You can't deny that...
- Green Lantern: Everybody, knock it off! We're gonna keep doing this 'til we get it right.
- Green Lantern: It was 7 to 6. We had the advantage.
- Wonder Woman: Where'd you go? I was counting on you.
- Hawkgirl: Lantern was hurt, and I recall you saying that you could take her.
- Batman: So much for practice makes perfect.
- The Flash: I thought we were practicing teamwork, not one guy tells everybody else what to do.
- Green Lantern: Somebody has to be in charge, and it couldn't very well be you.
- The Flash: You know, I'm getting really sick of...
- Superman: Will you both shut up? I've had better luck handling whole armies, and you know why? Because I didn't have to worry about anyone but myself.
- Hawkgirl: Then why don't you go back to that?
- Superman: You think I haven't considered it?
- The Flash: This whole stinking group was your idea, and now you don't want to do it anymore?
- Wonder Woman: You men. Unless you do it on your own, it doesn't count.
- Hawkgirl: It's not just the men, you stuck-up...
- J'onn J'onzz: Stop it! Stop it right now! I arrived here not knowing a soul, and you took me in. You became my new family. But what's the use of a family if it diminishes us as individuals?
- The Flash: Well... what are...
- J'onn J'onzz: I'm saying I survived the loss of one family. And I'll survive this one, too.
- [as he leaves, the others all turn and go their own separate ways]
- [Parasite falls backward, Sinestro catches him]
- Killer Frost: Your turn.
- Giganta: I don't think this is such a good idea...
- Killer Frost: Don't be such a girl.
- Giganta: But, I mean, I'm a little heavier than I look...
- [cut to Shade and Grodd, watching]
- The Shade: Trying to get them to trust each other, huh?
- Grodd: Not the easiest thing for loners, sociopaths, and psychos.
- [crash, rumble]
- Giganta: Ow.
- Clayface: What kind of guy would lock somebody would lock somebody up and keep him as if he was property?
- Killer Frost: Edge was sick, honey. But you don't have to worry about him anymore.
- [sadistically]
- Killer Frost: Nobody has to.
- Green Lantern: I can't stand that hero-worship stuff.
- J'onn J'onzz: But isn't that what we are?
- Green Lantern: Not tonight. Not when two of us can't stop someone like Shade.
- Green Lantern: [Hawkgirl is knocked down during a training exercise] It was booby-trapped.
- Hawkgirl: How was I supposed to...
- Green Lantern: Either of your partners could have told you. One's psychic, and the other's got x-ray vision.
- Hawkgirl: You're right. Good lesson. Can I go now?
- Green Lantern: Go? We're just getting started.
- Clayface: I'm grateful to you. Don't get me wrong. But I'm not really one of you. See, all I want is to be normal again.
- Grodd: And give up all your power? I can offer you the best of both worlds.
- Clayface: Yeah, right.
- Grodd: [showing him a picture of a large gorilla] This is Giganta. She was a lovely child, don't you think? If I could do that for her, think what I can do for you.
- Grodd: Will you do the honors, my dear?
- Parasite: Hey, can't you see the label? This stuff's dangerous.
- Grodd: That's exactly what I'm counting on. Go ahead.
- The Shade: [Giganta removes the lids and dumps the canisters over] Mud?
- Grodd: Living mud.
- [it takes a solid form]
- Grodd: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the final member of our secret society: Clayface.
- Parasite: [passing valuable art in Morgan Edge's estate] Whatever's in those canisters better be good if we're passing up all this other stuff.
- Green Lantern: A guard over at Prime Tech is reporting a robbery in progress. Sounds like a friend of ours is back in business.
- J'onn J'onzz: Shade.
- Green Lantern: How'd you...
- [remembering J'onn is telepathic]
- Green Lantern: I keep forgetting.
- Superman: What's the problem?
- Green Lantern: Us. We're not working together as well as we could.
- The Flash: Come on. We're batting close to a thousand.
- Green Lantern: A lot of that's been luck. We've taken some pretty bad hits along the way.
- Wonder Woman: What are you suggesting?
- Green Lantern: Practice.
- J'onn J'onzz: [groaning from the others] It's that or more of what happened to us tonight.
- Hawkgirl: What do we really have to lose?
- Batman: Time.
- Superman: A little more teamwork wouldn't hurt any of us.
- Green Lantern: Looks like you're outvoted.
- Grodd: [watching the others train] Imagine the childhoods they must have had.
- The Shade: Imagine what's gonna happen when someone makes them a better offer.
- Grodd: None of us is in this for the money. Sinestro's sworn a blood oath against all Green Lanterns. Parasite simply hates Superman. Giganta's totally devoted to me.
- The Shade: What about the other one?
- Grodd: Killer Frost? She just likes to kill.
- The Shade: And me? I suppose you got that figured out, too.
- Grodd: You're a master criminal, Shade. But you could be a master of the world.
- The Shade: I've tried. I'll settle for where I am now.
- Grodd: How are you going to feel in ten years, when you're still being chased around warehouses and rooftops, joints aching, lungs burning? This is a chance to rid ourselves of the League once and for all, to see how far we can go when there's no one in our way.
- The Shade: The League's just so powerful. How do you stop them?
- Grodd: [turning on a surveillance video of the League] By watching lots of television.
- Grodd: I believe it's time for another cold snap, my dear.
- Killer Frost: Cool.
- Grodd: The water. *Only* the water.
- Killer Frost: [disappointed] Aw...