Justice League (TV Series)

Legends (2002)

Michael McKean: The Sportsman, Sgt. O'Shaughnessey

Quotes 

• Sgt. O'Shaughnessey : Music Master, put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius!

  The Music Master : Sorry, Sergeant, I don't take requests.

• The Sportsman : [Cat Man jumps up on top of his truck, then he sees J'onn flying behind the truck]  What's this? New player? No matter, watch the birdie!

  [hits a shuttlecock toward him, which explodes after going past him; the shock wave results in Cat Man getting blown forward and he clings to the truck's hood] 

  The Sportsman : Game, set, and match.

• The Music Master : We face a new threat. They wore different costumes, but they had the same amazing powers as our sworn enemies, the Streak and Green Guardsman.

  The Sportsman : Fiddlesticks! The Justice Guild foiled your crime, and rather than admit you dropped the ball, you blame these phantom heroes.

  Dr. Blizzard : [popping his basketball with a blast of ice]  Cool it, Sportsman!

  The Sportsman : You want a piece of me, Dr. Blizzard?

  Sir Swami : [turning Sportsman's boomerang into a flower bouquet]  Enough squabbling. I propose a contest. No, a wager.

  The Sportsman : A bet? I'm game.

  Sir Swami : Each of us will see who can pull off the most spectacular crime. The winner will earn the honor of devising a plan to destroy the Justice Guild... in addition to making these new heroes disappear...

  [conjuring a doll of Green Guardsman and vanishing it] 

  Sir Swami : ...forever.