[Cheetah is supposed to be guarding Batman]
Batman: So what happened then?
Cheetah: My research opened up whole new worlds. There was so much to do...
Batman: But so little funding.
Cheetah: You know about that?
Batman: You didn't have enough for test subjects, so you used yourself.
Cheetah: And now I'm a freak.
Batman: That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to sacrifice everything for a cause she believed in.
Cheetah: [softens] How do you know so much about me?
Batman: Let's just say, cats aren't the only creatures who are curious.
[she sidles up to him]
Cheetah: Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
Batman: Maybe I like danger.
Cheetah: Do you?
Batman: [whispers] Try me.
[she kisses him]
Joker: [Luthor won't kill Batman] And people say *I'm* crazy.
[to Batman, a la Daffy Duck]
Joker: You're dethpicable.
Lex Luthor: Now, Batman, you must have some kind of passkey or access-code I can use against your friends. Where is it?
Batman: [grinning] Guess.
Solomon Grundy: What are you looking for? Bat-car keys, Bat-breath mints?
Superman: [after trying to interrogate Copperhead] How does Batman do it?
Joker: [Batman head-butts him to prevent getting cut] Not funny, Bats.
Ultra-Humanite: [slows down by Batman while being arrested] Wait. You'll keep our bargain?
Batman: Yes. Double what Luthor was paying.
Superman: [after Humanite passes] What was *that* all about?
[he just smiles]
Joker: How did you get free?
Batman: I could have escaped from that trap at any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns.
Green Lantern: [to Star Sapphire as he's fighting her] DUCK!
[She ignores him, and gets hit by the head of duck statue]
Green Lantern: I tried to warn her.
Joker: [wheeling a TV into Batman's cell] Showtime, everybody! Live and in color - the end of the Justice League!
Batman: Don't make me laugh.
Joker: It's no joke. There's a surprise hidden in your little clubhouse.
[turns on the TV, showing the Watchtower]
Joker: And when your friends get there, kablooie!
[holds up a box]
[Batman is silent]
Joker: Oh well, more for me.
Ultra-Humanite: Joker, you nauseate me.
Batman: Joker. I should have known you'd be in on this.
Joker: Really? I must be falling into a rut.
Joker: You're not going to leave him like this, are you?
Lex Luthor: Why?
Joker: HELLO? He's still alive!
Solomon Grundy: Luthor don't want you alone with him.
Joker: Oh, Come on, Grundy - what's a couple of nicks between friends?
Lex Luthor: [after Ultra-Humanite disables Luthor's containment-suit] Et tu, Humanite?
Batman: Grundy, what's Luthor paying you for this?
Solomon Grundy: Money, lots of it.
Batman: [of Humanite] As much as he's getting?
Solomon Grundy: I dunno.
Batman: Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.
Ultra-Humanite: More than me? Preposterous.
[goes off to read the paper]
Batman: Is it?
Star Sapphire: Careful. Just because you won't live to see old age doesn't mean the rest of us don't want to.
Lex Luthor: [Grundy is in the process of punching Humanite's head while straddling his neck] Stop that right now!
[he lands one more punch, giving an open-mouthed grin like a child]
Lex Luthor: You imbeciles are killing me faster than the kryptonite.
Lex Luthor: Can't give up now. I just need to buy more time. Can you help?
Ultra-Humanite: Perhaps, but...
Lex Luthor: But what?
Ultra-Humanite: It'll cost you extra.
Lex Luthor: I'll double your pay.
Star Sapphire: What's the point? It's over.
Lex Luthor: No! We can still win if we lure them here. I have a plan, but we've got to stick together.
Solomon Grundy: Grundy not that dumb.
[lowers the sliding door]
Lex Luthor: All right, triple!
[an inch from the floor, it's raised]
Batman: [after tricking Grundy into getting him water which he shoots from his mouth to the stasis field to disable it] Thanks.
Solomon Grundy: Uh-oh.
Lex Luthor: Any minute, now, any minute.
The Shade: And then we get paid, right?
Lex Luthor: Please, can't you let me savor this one moment?
Copperhead: [being interrogated by Flash and Superman] I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just an innocent...
The Flash: Yeah, yeah, we know.
[Superman grabs Copperhead and pins him to the wall]
Superman: Copperhead, when are you gonna get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?
Copperhead: [mockingly] Ooh! This must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts!
Superman: [raising his fist] I'm warning you!
Copperhead: Whatcha gonna do, boy scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?