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"Justice League" Flash and Substance (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

[Flash is trying to outrun Mirror Master. Mirror Master is shooting small mirrors everywhere]

The Flash: You are so cleaning this place up.

Mirror Master: Make me! Or rather... Find me!

[Flash sees dozens of "Mirror Masters" in front of him. Only one is the real Mirror Master]

The Flash: [charging and swinging at each one] Nope... Nope... Nope...

[he finally hits the real Mirror Master]

The Flash: There you are!

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[the Flash is dropping hopeful hints about the Flash Museum's opening ceremony in Central City]

The Flash: It'd be great if one of the original seven was there. I mean, I understand if everybody's too busy to come, no biggie. My mom's gonna be there... let's see, my uncle's flying in... I know, it's the "Flash" museum, but to me the whole League deserves the honor. Like I said, no biggie.

[Silence. Flash droops and lets out a sigh]

Batman: [resignedly] What time?

The Flash: Six o'clock... No! You're really coming? Awesome! You're a stand-up guy, Bats! Don't ever let anyone call you a crazed loner.

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Wally West: Watchtower, table for one.

[Wally is beamed up]

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Waitress: [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?

Captain Boomerang: Arnold Palmer.

The Trickster: Cherry Cola.

Mirror Master: Decaf Soy Latte.

Captain Cold: Milk.

[the others stare in confusion]

Captain Cold: [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.

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[after questioning the Trickster about the other villains' whereabouts]

Orion: What about your enemy?

The Flash: Oh, right.

[to the Trickster]

The Flash: Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.

The Trickster: [raising his mug] Got me again, Flash!

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Orion: I can't believe you let that buffoon manipulate you. You'd never catch me at one of those museum openings.

[Batman just looks at him]

Orion: ...It's not black tie, is it?

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Orion: [to the Flash] I understand now. You play the clown to hide a warrior's pain.

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[last lines]

The Flash: Hey, the bad guys went down, and nobody got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.

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Orion: You're tied to a very large boomerang.

The Flash: [sarcastic] Yeah?

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The Flash: Here's the deal: you tell me where those guys went, and I promise to come visit you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.

The Trickster: Okay. They're going to ambush you at the Flash Museum.

The Flash: See? That's all we needed.

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The Flash: James, you're off your meds, aren't you?

The Trickster: I'm better off without them. Take 'em if I start feeling down.

The Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well.

The Trickster: I'm fine! You want to throw some darts?

The Flash: No. Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.

The Trickster: I am?

[looks at himself]

The Trickster: Well, what do you know?

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[a hologram appears]

The Flash: Mirror Master!

Mirror Master: You're quick as ever.

The Flash: Yeah? Well, you're... you're not really all there!

Mirror Master: Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute, you might have thought of a decent comeback.

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[after dismantling Mirror Master's trap]

The Flash: While you're waiting for me to come arrest you, why not take this time and reflect on your mistakes?

[turns to leave]

The Flash: [chuckles] Hey, that was pretty good.

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[trapped by a giant boomerang]

The Flash: I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!

Captain Boomerang: Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.

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Mirror Master: Boomer, must you always plead poverty?

Captain Boomerang: I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!

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[as the Rogues are taken into custody, a crime scene tech sweeps up the pieces of the broken mirror in which Mirror Master is trapped]

Mirror Master: Are you sure that's all the pieces? I demand a full accounting! Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant...!

[his voice cuts off as the tech seals up the plastic bag]

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Captain Boomerang: Now they tell me I'm reformed.

Mirror Master: Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?

Captain Boomerang: Now that was a crime.

Mirror Master: Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.

The Trickster: And you know what else...?

Captain Boomerang: Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!

Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.

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[trapped in Mirror Master's "Disco of Death"]

Mirror Master: I was never fond of you, Flash. But I'm a reasonable man. If you'd just looked the other way once in a while, we could have co-existed in peace. Instead, you never let up. So you've gotta go.

The Flash: That music is what's gotta go!

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Captain Boomerang: G'day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. It seems that Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash, and I want you to see it coming.

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The Trickster: You gotta visualize.

Captain Cold: Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.

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[Linda is covering the opening of the Flash museum]

Linda Park: And when we come back, I'll try to get with him - uh, to him!

[stops]

Linda Park: Are we off?

[fans herself with her notepad]

Linda Park: Gosh, he's a total babe! Like the entire track team rolled into one! I can't believe you're not into him, Marla.

Maria: Okay... now you're off.

[Linda covers her face with the paper]

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Mirror Master: The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.

The Trickster: Bilateral symmetry!

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