Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Flash and Substance (2006)

Lex Lang: Captain Cold, Leonard Snart, Fisherman, Rick

Quotes 

• The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...

  [giggles] 

  The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!

  [the other rogues just stare] 

  Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.

  Mirror Master : Brilliant.

  Captain Boomerang : Good deal.

  The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!

  [the others ride off without him] 

  The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.

• Waitress : [to Flash villains]  What'll it be, boys?

  Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.

  The Trickster : Cherry Cola.

  Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.

  Captain Cold : Milk.

  [the others stare in confusion] 

  Captain Cold : [embarrassed]  My ulcer's been acting up.

• The Trickster : You gotta visualize.

  Captain Cold : Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.