Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Flash and Substance (2006)

Mark Hamill: The Trickster, James Jesse

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Quotes 

• The Flash : James, you're off your meds, aren't you?

  The Trickster : I'm better off without them. Take 'em if I start feeling down.

  The Flash : You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well.

  The Trickster : I'm fine! You want to throw some darts?

  The Flash : No. Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.

  The Trickster : I am?

  [looks at himself] 

  The Trickster : Well, what do you know?

• The Flash : Here's the deal: you tell me where those guys went, and I promise to come visit you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.

  The Trickster : Okay. They're going to ambush you at the Flash Museum.

  The Flash : See? That's all we needed.

• [after questioning the Trickster about the other villains' whereabouts] 

  Orion : What about your enemy?

  The Flash : Oh, right.

  [to the Trickster] 

  The Flash : Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.

  The Trickster : [raising his mug]  Got me again, Flash!

• Captain Boomerang : Now they tell me I'm reformed.

  Mirror Master : Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?

  Captain Boomerang : Now that was a crime.

  Mirror Master : Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.

  The Trickster : And you know what else...?

  Captain Boomerang : Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!

  Mirror Master : That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.

• Mirror Master : The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.

  The Trickster : Bilateral symmetry!

• The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...

  [giggles] 

  The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!

  [the other rogues just stare] 

  Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.

  Mirror Master : Brilliant.

  Captain Boomerang : Good deal.

  The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!

  [the others ride off without him] 

  The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.

• Waitress : [to Flash villains]  What'll it be, boys?

  Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.

  The Trickster : Cherry Cola.

  Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.

  Captain Cold : Milk.

  [the others stare in confusion] 

  Captain Cold : [embarrassed]  My ulcer's been acting up.

• The Trickster : You gotta visualize.

  Captain Cold : Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.