Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Dead Reckoning (2006)

Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor

Quotes 

• Lex Luthor : Bizarro. Superman is your *best* friend! Do you understand?

  Bizarro : Bizarro understand. Superman am friend! Bizarro must KILL him!

• Lex Luthor : I wasn't going to do this for another few weeks, but seriously...

  [rises from table] 

  Lex Luthor : Turning all of humanity into apes?

  [aims a weapon at Grodd] 

  Lex Luthor : *THAT* was your master plan?

  [shoots Grodd] 

  Lex Luthor : Listen up! From now on, I'm in charge of this operation. Anybody got a problem with that?

• Tala : [kneeling before Grodd]  I have done as you ask, Lord Grodd.

  Lex Luthor : Get off your knees, woman.

  Tala : Not until my master says so.

  Gorilla Grodd : Excellent work, my dear. You may rise.

  Lex Luthor : [she gets to her feet]  You're pathetic. Debasing yourself like that.

  Tala : I owe Grodd everything. I would still be trapped in that mirror if he hadn't freed me.

  Devil Ray : When Giganta gets out of prison, she ain't gonna appreciate you hangin' onto her boyfriend like that.

  Tala : That's her problem. Giganta's not nearly enough woman for Grodd.

  Gorilla Grodd : True.

  Lex Luthor : If you're quite finished demonstrating what an alpha male you are, maybe you'd care to explain what you intend to do with that thing.

  Gorilla Grodd : Already told you, but you won't accept it. You don't believe in magic.

  Lex Luthor : It's not a matter of belief. I'm just unaccustomed to working with something I don't fully understand.

  Gorilla Grodd : As long as the amplifier you built for me works...

  Lex Luthor : It does.

  Gorilla Grodd : Then consider this an exotic power source. You don't need to understand anything more.

• Lex Luthor : You can't produce a carrier wave of the amplitude you're talking about with this building's cloaking field generator.

  Gorilla Grodd : So you've convinced me. I don't intend to use our field generator.

  Lex Luthor : You're planning to build one?

  Gorilla Grodd : Luthor, Luthor, Luthor. Why build when we can take what we want?

• Lex Luthor : Bizarro, you despise me, right?

  Bizarro : Uh-huh. Bizarro hate Luthor. Me do anything for him.

  Lex Luthor : Good. I mean, bad. Anyway, take care of those monks.

  Bizarro : [obediently]  Okay.

• Lex Luthor : [being turned into an ape]  Why am I not surprised?

• Lex Luthor : Since there's only one monkey left around here, I'm assuming that the Justice League found a way to stop the carrier wave.

  Gorilla Grodd : There's more than one way to peel a banana.

• Lex Luthor : Rampage, what's wrong with you?

  Tala : [using her powers]  She has been possessed.

  [conjuring two circular bands] 

  Tala : Out, undead spirit!

  Rampage : [regaining her bearings as Deadman is forced out of her]  What just happened?

• Gorilla Grodd : Tala, we're ready for the heart.

  Lex Luthor : [as it's installed]  Good. Then all I have to do is install this mind-control module, and you'll be able to project your will over the entire world. Present company excepted, of course.

  Gorilla Grodd : Actually, that's just what I wanted you to think. My true plans are far more grand. Tala?

  Lex Luthor : [she conjures another piece]  Some sort of genetic reconfiguration matrix?

  Gorilla Grodd : You show impressive intellect for a Homo sapiens. Using the massive carrier wave that, thanks to you, Gorilla City's shield generator can now produce... I'm about to send a signal that will rewrite human DNA. A devolution ray that will turn every man, woman, and child on Earth into an ape!