Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Pirate of Love (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : So, on this team, are you the bitch?
Elliot DiMauro : What does that mean?
Jack Gallo : Nothing. I wish I was man enough to do exactly what my wife tells me to, but I'm not, so I'm stuck doing what I want.
Elliot DiMauro : You don't think I do what I want?
Jack Gallo : Didn't you hear my "bitch" comment?
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Maya Gallo : We're having dinner with my friend Donna tonight.
Elliot DiMauro : The one you went to Cancun with?
Maya Gallo : She left me for this guy and left me alone at the talent contest. I had to do Who's on First all by myself.
Elliot DiMauro : And we're having diner with her because...?
Maya Gallo : She broke up with her boyfriend.
Elliot DiMauro : The poor thing. So, I'm assuming we'll be making out in front of her?
Maya Gallo : Aha. I'll even let you grope me.