- Dennis Finch: It's not like that. Mark treats me as his equal.
- Maya Gallo: Oh, really? Does he have action figures of you on his nightstand?
- Nina Van Horn: From now on, I'm going to say every great idea that comes to mind.
- Elliot DiMauro: And they never heard from her again.
- Dennis Finch: [through intercom] It's Dennis.
- Mark Hamill: ...and Mark Hamill.
- Dennis Finch: Hey, guy, back off. Jack, your Barney tickets came through, but it's the same day as the Prada party. What do you want to do?
- Jack Gallo: Barney.
- Dennis Finch: Right. I'll run the Prada invitations through the shredder.
- [makes shredder noises]
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, the shredder's in my office.
- Mark Hamill: Copy that, red leader.
- Jack Gallo: Everyone, I'd like to make a toast.
- Elliot DiMauro: No, Jack. I'd like to make a toast. To the man who gave me my start, the man whose vision put us all on the map. I owe you everything. In fact, if I could, I'd call the publisher of Manhattan magazine right now and tell him that you belong up on that list and not me. To Jack Gallo.
- Nina Van Horn: Hear, hear!
- Maya Gallo: Hear, hear!
- Jack Gallo: [hands Elliot his phone] Here. His name is Rick.
- [Dennis is shredding invitations Jack can't go to]
- Dennis Finch: The annual Playboy pajama party?
- Jack Gallo: Please. Half-naked bimbos running around yelling, "The pool's cold! The pool's cold!" Who needs it?
- Dennis Finch: I hear ya.
- [makes shredder noises while pocketing the invitation]
- Dennis Finch: Who is your secret source?
- Nina Van Horn: An ex-lover of mine. I can't be more specific than that.
- Elliot DiMauro: Nina, you've got to start getting their first names.
- Bartender: Hey, you're that big Star Wars fan, right?
- Dennis Finch: Oh, I wouldn't say fan. I found the films an amusing diversion. Why?
- Bartender: Because Mark Hamill is sitting right behind you.
- Dennis Finch: Luke!
- Jack Gallo: Maya, I'm worried about morale. What are you hearing out there on the bullpen?
- Maya Gallo: May I be frank with you? Revolution.
- Mark Hamill: I'm asking you nicely to leave.
- Dennis Finch: That's what the cop at the convention said.
- Jack Gallo: I don't get it. Our circulation is growing, our ad revenues are up, that 60 Minutes piece was less damaging than we thought.
- Nina Van Horn: Mark Hamill. Remember me?
- Dennis Finch: Nina. No, no.
- Nina Van Horn: Fox Studios, 1976. I was auditioning for the role of Princess Leia.
- Mark Hamill: I'm afraid I don't.
- Nina Van Horn: I was the one who fired that prop gun and accidentally shot Mr. Lucas, he was crying "I've been blinded!",
- Dennis Finch: Nina...
- [pushes Nina away]
- Nina Van Horn: If you see that tall man in the dog suit, tell him all is forgiven.
- Nina Van Horn: We have a crisis.
- Dennis Finch: I told you, I put the scotch in the left hand drawer.
- Nina Van Horn: Yes, and that's five frantic minutes I'm never getting back.
- Mark Hamill: Are you telling me that machine collates and staples?
- Dennis Finch: That's right.
- Mark Hamill: We could have used one of those on the Millennium Falcon.
- Jack Gallo: Dead last?
- Dennis Finch: If it's any consolation, your buddy Donald Trump plummeted to number five.
- Maya Gallo: Worst day of your life? You've had three divorces. You passed two kidney stones. You flew a hot-air balloon into the Chrysler building.
- Maya Gallo: What are you worried about? It's just a popularity contest.
- Jack Gallo: Oh, so on top of everything, I'm also not popular. How could that possibly comfort me?
- Maya Gallo: [Nina's holding a list of the 100 most powerful New Yorkers] Well, come on, come on, come on, where's my dad?
- Nina Van Horn: Okay, let's see. I'm scanning, scanning, still scanning. Well, he's not one of the first three.