Maya asks everyone if they would help out at a charity she volunteers at. All of them have different views of what volunteering is. And Jack completely flakes out. He tries to make it up by making a big donation. Later the head of the organization shows up at the magazine and praises Jack for his generosity and tells they named him the organization's humanitarian of the year. Maya's upset that Jack is getting all the attention. Written by
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Hey, Princess, the *Times* is doing a story on your dad's award and they wanna call you for a quote.
Okay, how about this, from my introduction: "Every once in a while a man looks at the world, steps forward, and says, 'Hey, who wants my crumbs?'"
That's not bad. How about, "It's touching to see what Jack means to all of you, because you certainly don't mean jack to him."
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