- Maya Gallo: That was not what it looked like.
- Dennis Finch: Good, 'cause it looked like you were making out with your grandpa.
- Tom Youngerman: Did you ever play Pebble Beach?
- Jack Gallo: Just the first eight holes, then I sliced a shot and threw my bag into the Pacific.
- Tom Youngerman: Didn't see my putter there, by any chance?
- Elliot DiMauro: He's too old for you.
- Maya Gallo: Based on what?
- Elliot DiMauro: Based on the number of times the Earth has orbited the sun since he was born.
- Dennis Finch: Let's try a little word association. Here goes. Boring.
- Jack Gallo: Mundane.
- Dennis Finch: Endless.
- Jack Gallo: Eternal.
- Dennis Finch: Outside-of-job responsibilities.
- Jack Gallo: Fired.
- Jack Gallo: Ally has her hand caught in the VCR. Also, Hannah is crying.
- Maya Gallo: Of course. You'd cry too if you realized you're smarter than your mother.
- Jack Gallo: What did you find out?
- Dennis Finch: Well, I found out that you can rent out a Malaysian hooker for $60 an hour. $50 if you make her laugh.
- Jack Gallo: No, about Maya's boyfriend.
- Dennis Finch: Oh, that's why I logged on.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're thirty, he's sixty. Think about it. When you're forty, he'll be seventy. When you're fifty...
- Jack Gallo: I know, he'll be eigthy.
- Elliot DiMauro: No, he'll dump you for someone who's thirty.