- [Dennis and Rhonda come out of the elevator after making out]
- Jack Gallo: We've been waiting for the elevator for twenty minutes.
- Dennis Finch: Only eighteen of that was foreplay.
- Jack Gallo: Do you know how I got rich?
- Nina Van Horn: Your parents exploited poor immigrant laborin sweatshops and left their blood money to you?
- Jack Gallo: Sure, that gave me a boost in the beginning...
- Rhonda Ferrara: So you're Chief Moneybuckets. You look like a couple handsful of fun. Let's say we undo some of those vest buttons and watch the raft inflate?
- Jack Gallo: [uneasy] She seems nice.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, I want you to find all the information you can on a Marjorie Moynihan.
- Dennis Finch: The maid? Dude, you can do better than that.
- Jack Gallo: Marjorie, Nina and I were involved in a petty competition, and we may have led you to believe that we care more about you than we actually do.
- Marjorie Moynihan: How much do you care about me?
- Jack Gallo: Very, very little.
- Nina Van Horn: Even less.
- Maya Gallo: Mike is so great. We met at a self-fulfilment seminar. It's so great to have someone who gets you.
- Dennis Finch: I know. It's like with me and Rhonda.
- Maya Gallo: The way he laughs, the way he kisses...
- Dennis Finch: The way she cuffs me, the way she doesn't leave bruises...
- [both sigh in unison]
- Maya Gallo: Rhonda, I know it's none of my business, but I want to ask you a personal question.
- Rhonda Ferrara: Yeah, it's pierced.
- Jack Gallo: What is that on your neck? Did you get branded?
- Dennis Finch: No. Rhonda heated up a belt buckle and gave me a little love burn.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, this woman, is she holding you against your will?
- Dennis Finch: No, we're cool.
- Jack Gallo: I see. She's watching us, isn't she? Blink three times if you want me to call the authorities.
- Dennis Finch: You know, I've met a lot of girls and some were filthy and some were dirty - but she was filthy AND dirty, she had it all.
- Adam: Is everything okay?
- Maya Gallo: Sharing your opinion of our sex life with others makes me feel diminished.
- Adam: I find your use of the word 'diminished' to be accusatory.
- Maya Gallo: Calling me accusatory when you started this belittles my intelligence.
- Adam: I think your overreaction to my comment reflects an issue that preceded me.
- Maya Gallo: Well, I think you're a stupid-head.
- Adam: Jerk!
- Maya Gallo: Jerk to infinity. Get out!