Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Maya's Nude Photos (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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• Nina Van Horn : Brad, don't take this the wrong way, but you're not pretty enough to be this useless.

• Jack Gallo : Nina, how are the interviews for the new assistant going?

  Nina Van Horn : I'm just about to start.

  Jack Gallo : Good, I think I'll sit in.

  Nina Van Horn : Jack, I don't need your help choosing my own assistant.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, is that so? Let's look at some of your previous choices, shall we?

  Nina Van Horn : Okay, lets.

  Jack Gallo : Remember that pretty boy John Harder?

  Nina Van Horn : John Harder? No, his name was John Davis.

  Jack Gallo : Then how come I kept hearing you in your office shouting John Har - Oh. I guess that explains Billy Faster.

• Nina Van Horn : You know, I once posed for nude photos.

  Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, we've all seen your screensaver.

• Nina Van Horn : Finch, have you seen my worthless assistant?

  Dennis Finch : You mean Sucko the Magnificent? He's with Jack.

  Nina Van Horn : Still?

  Dennis Finch : Yes, and I'll slit my throat if I hear one more "Ta-da!" followed by "Ha!"

• Nina Van Horn : Jack, we need to talk about Brad. He comes in late, he never does any work, he takes long lunches... be honest, Jack. Are you grooming him for my position?