Nina Van Horn: You think too much.
Maya Gallo: That's my style.
Nina Van Horn: Yeah, well, you've been trying the same style for fifteen years now. How's that working out?
Elliot DiMauro: Did you ever have something happen to you that you knew was life changing?
Dennis Finch: Umm... when I was six, I walked in on my grandma taking a shower.
Elliot DiMauro: I meant something positive.
Dennis Finch: That was positive. It taught me to knock.
Maya Gallo: You made up a story to have sex with me!
Chris Williams: Correction, we already had sex, then I made up a story, and then we had more sex, so there's this sort of murky middle ground.
Jack Gallo: We have three pages to fill for next month. Suggestions.
Nina Van Horn: How about something really sexy?
Jack Gallo: Yes?
Nina Van Horn: Well, I shouldn't have to do all the work.
Elliot DiMauro: Why are you tormenting me?
Dennis Finch: To prove to you that good never wins, evil wins.
Elliot DiMauro: That's not true!
Dennis Finch: Join us.
Elliot DiMauro: Never!
Dennis Finch: [makes devil horns] I'll make you immortal. Give you a fiddle of gold. Yes. Yes! Join the team!
Maya Gallo: I'm not sure I know what to do.
Nina Van Horn: Just follow my lead. It goes a little something like this.
[Flirts with someone in the bar]
Nina Van Horn: It's all in the hips.
Maya Gallo: But you were sitting down.
Nina Van Horn: Not in my mind.
Maya Gallo: What about that woman from Vogue?
Jack Gallo: She wore a monocle. I can't have that here.