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(TV Series)

(2001)

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Nina Van Horn: You think too much.

Maya Gallo: That's my style.

Nina Van Horn: Yeah, well, you've been trying the same style for fifteen years now. How's that working out?

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Elliot DiMauro: Did you ever have something happen to you that you knew was life changing?

Dennis Finch: Umm... when I was six, I walked in on my grandma taking a shower.

Elliot DiMauro: I meant something positive.

Dennis Finch: That was positive. It taught me to knock.

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Maya Gallo: You made up a story to have sex with me!

Chris Williams: Correction, we already had sex, then I made up a story, and then we had more sex, so there's this sort of murky middle ground.

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Jack Gallo: We have three pages to fill for next month. Suggestions.

Nina Van Horn: How about something really sexy?

Jack Gallo: Yes?

Nina Van Horn: Well, I shouldn't have to do all the work.

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Elliot DiMauro: Why are you tormenting me?

Dennis Finch: To prove to you that good never wins, evil wins.

Elliot DiMauro: That's not true!

Dennis Finch: Join us.

Elliot DiMauro: Never!

Dennis Finch: [makes devil horns] I'll make you immortal. Give you a fiddle of gold. Yes. Yes! Join the team!

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Maya Gallo: I'm not sure I know what to do.

Nina Van Horn: Just follow my lead. It goes a little something like this.

[Flirts with someone in the bar]

Nina Van Horn: It's all in the hips.

Maya Gallo: But you were sitting down.

Nina Van Horn: Not in my mind.

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Maya Gallo: What about that woman from Vogue?

Jack Gallo: She wore a monocle. I can't have that here.

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Jack Gallo: You slept with Chris, didn't you?

Maya Gallo: Yes.

Jack Gallo: That's all right. I slept with the girl with the monocle.

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