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(TV Series)

(2003)

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Dennis Finch: You know George Lucas is my idol. Just this year I've written fourteen Star Wars, eight Indiana Joneses, and a sequel to Willow. You have a dwarf and a sword, the thing writes itself.

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Jack Gallo: I don't care is he is the president of Iraq. Only Selleck can pull off that moustache.

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Jack Gallo: Vicki has been asking for more work to do.

Nina Van Horn: Well, maybe I want a higher position.

Jack Gallo: You could actually do the work I assign you.

Nina Van Horn: And what perks would this new position entail?

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Jack Gallo: I want it done by Friday.

Nina Van Horn: So now we have to work weekends too?

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Elliot DiMauro: Sorry if I'm late. Everyone just wants to thank me. Does anyone thank the sun for shining everyday?

Jack Gallo: Did you just compare yourself to the source of all life on this planet?

Elliot DiMauro: It's a heck of a picture.

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Maya Gallo: I'm so proud of you, dad. Here Elliot is being completely arrogant, and you rise above it. You are a great man.

Jack Gallo: I'm gonna crush him like a bug.

Maya Gallo: Wait, what?

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Maya Gallo: You can't manipulate people like that. What are you, a puppet master?

Jack Gallo: I was going to say savvy manager, but puppet master is cute.

Maya Gallo: We're not puppets, we're independent people.

Jack Gallo: No, you're not.

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Dennis Finch: What this cocktail needs is half a dash of Finch.

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Dennis Finch: What's the worst thing I can do to a woman?

Maya Gallo: Go out with her, and after taking her virginity, dump her and then go to the prom with Susan Wilson.

Dennis Finch: I like that, but it might take too long.

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Dennis Finch: I have a good idea for a Star Wars movie, where Chewwie and Boba Fett put together a softball team of misfit Jedis.

George Lucas: [as elevator closes] That's good.

Dennis Finch: It is? Oh, my God! He likes it!

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Jack Gallo: I can't have someone in here acting like he's better than anyone else. That's my job.

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Dennis Finch: You don't know her like I do. Underneath that hard exterior is a fragile, insecure woman with a liver held together with tape and glue.

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Nina Van Horn: Oh, please. A woman is not gay just because she stares at another woman, brushes against her and French kisses k.d. lang at a children's literacy benefit.

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Jack Gallo: George, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. That Indiana Jones, he's based on me, right?

George Lucas: What?

Jack Gallo: The rugged good looks, the world traveler, the hat. I have a hat just like that.

George Lucas: You got me.

Jack Gallo: I knew it!

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