- Maya Gallo: All I'm saying is that a woman's lack of self-worth can be measured by a yardstick I like to call the bikini.
- Dennis Finch: I likes them small so they don't hold in the big.
- Maya Gallo: Can you not look at my chest when you say those things?
- Dennis Finch: Sure. Just turn around and bend over.
- Elliot DiMauro: You know, Finch. I admire your honesty.
- Dennis Finch: And I admire your feminine boots.
- Maya Gallo: This competition is childish and immature, and I can't believe you would treat a woman like that.
- Elliot DiMauro: We did it to you when you first came here.
- Maya Gallo: You did? Thanks, you guys!
- Maya Gallo: You're fighting over Amy like she were Molly Ringwald or something.
- Dennis Finch: You know, there's this section in the video store called New Releases.
- Nina Van Horn: If you think I can't kick you in the head, that's where you're wrong. I was a dancer in Vegas.
- Maya Gallo: Back off, sister! I didn't stay a virgin through grad school without learning a few moves.
- Elliot DiMauro: It's not just the way she dresses and what she says. She's intelligent and charismatic and creative, and I can't wait until tonight when we become a sweaty tangle of limbs.
- Maya Gallo: There is something to be said about positive reinforcement.
- Jack Gallo: Yes, and that thing is...
- [Razz]
- Elliot DiMauro: [Dennis is now Amy's assistant] I'm screwed! He's going to cater to her every whim. This is what Finch does best.
- Maya Gallo: He's not that good an assistant.
- Elliot DiMauro: He boils and bottles Jack a special shampoo.