Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Eve of Destruction (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : You two are so alike.

  Jack Gallo : Yes, we both spend my money.

  Eve Gallo : And we each took a bath with my sister, only I was three at the time.

  [a few minutes later, Maya realizes what her mother said] 

  Maya Gallo : [to Jack]  You took a bath with Aunt Betty?

  Jack Gallo : It's complicated.

• Maya Gallo : Dad, please don't run away.

  Jack Gallo : I'm not running, I'm surviving. Does the antelope stand by the waterhole and converse with the surly panther? Not in my Africa.

• Dennis Finch : What's up, chief?

  Jack Gallo : Not much, except that acording to this heart monitor, I'm clinically dead.

  Dennis Finch : Let me be the first to say, you were a great, great man, and dibs on your wife.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, hide this painting. Put it somewhere where no one ever goes.

  Dennis Finch : Gotcha. I'll put it in Maya's bedroom.

• Jack Gallo : Maya, remember during the divorce we had that talk about how it wasn't your fault?

  Maya Gallo : Yes.

  Jack Gallo : We won't be having that talk.