Nina Van Horn: I bet this is about that little incident in China.
Elliot DiMauro: You gave the Minister of Culture your room key.
Nina Van Horn: Can I help it if the entire country dresses like bellhops?
Maya Gallo: Don't tell me you're one of those people who believe the moon landing didn't happen.
Nina Van Horn: Of course it happened.
Maya Gallo: Thank you.
Nina Van Horn: ...in front of a film crew at the Mohave Dessert.
Jack Gallo: I remember when my first wife left me. I went for a night out on the town to help me cope. And that's where I met wive number two.
Dennis Finch: I don't want a second wife.
Jack Gallo: Then stay away from a place called P.J. O'Suds.