Maya Gallo: If you want a new job, maybe I can ask my father to find you something else.
Kevin Liotta: No pressure.
[tosses mail at a worker]
Kevin Liotta: Magazines should go to your home!
Jack Gallo: If Kevin wants another job, he can be my new chauffeur.
Maya Gallo: What happened to Gus?
Jack Gallo: He kept saying that he wished a righteous rain would wash the city clean.
Maya Gallo: For God's sake, she's half your age!
Jack Gallo: What does that have to do with anything?
Maya Gallo: Nothing. I'm just used to saying it for so long.
Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: I know this whole situation is ookie for everyone, but we used to be friends.
Dennis Finch: I don't remember.
Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: Remember when we used to call each other during Buffy?
Dennis Finch: [after a pause] No, I don't.
Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: Remember when Angel drank from the chalice of poison and you freaked out?
Dennis Finch: The struggle between good and evil is something everyone should care about!
Elliot DiMauro: You are certifiably psycho!
Nina Van Horn: No, I'm not. I'm an egotistical narcissist who's just a little boy crazy.