Bryce "The Stalker": [in footage, supposedly trying to use a word to activate a hypnotic command] Mockingbird.
Himself - Joe Schmo: [to T.J] And he's like "mockingbird," like she's gonna be like "Ahh, whoosh, I pick Bryce." Like that is completely insane to me.
Derek Newcastle "The Pompous Host": Love. That's why we're all here tonight. But some of you may be forced out of line at love's all-you-can-eat smorgasboard, only to feast on rejection's cold canned beanie weenies. Welcome to the "Last Chance for Love" promise ceremony.