Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Spring Cleaning (2005)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Helen Girardi : I need a head count for dinner.

  Will Girardi : Sounds expensive.

  Helen Girardi : Double-cut lamb chops. They were on sale.

  Will Girardi : Ooh, then I'm in and I'm grilling.

• Helen Girardi : I got inspired by Joan's spring cleaning, so I decided to clean Kevin's room as a little surprise to him, and I found this.

  Will Girardi : [she hands him the newspaper classifieds]  I don't get it.

  Helen Girardi : Those are ads for single-bedroom apartments circled in red.

  Will Girardi : [still confused]  Help me. I'm a man.

• Will Girardi : I just have to get it off my chest that I don't want to be here. I'm not a big fan of therapists or priests. I'm doing this to make my wife happy.

  Father Ken Mallory : Your candor is appreciated.

  Will Girardi : I have more where that came from.

  Helen Girardi : Will.

  Will Girardi : But I'll keep it to myself.