Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Silence (2004)

Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan : [dabbing lotion on a rash on her leg]  Great. Leprosy. Just in time for summer.

  Luke Girardi : It's probably a staph infection you picked up in the locker room. Ooh. Very tenacious. Calamine's not gonna do it.

  Joan : Hey, sometimes science should be seen and not heard.

  Kevin Girardi : Legs are overrated. Take it from an expert; you can still get laid.

  Joan : Do boys have to talk?

• Helen Girardi : Sorry, I'm running behind. Who wants pancakes?

  Kevin Girardi : We're already eating, mom.

  Helen Girardi : Eating what?

  Kevin Girardi : Day-old burrito for me. Luke has some fish sticks, and Joan has some corn chips.

  Joan : Bean dip. Protein.

  Helen Girardi : You're all gonna get scurvy.

  Luke Girardi : Joan already has it.

  Helen Girardi : [seeing Joan's rash]  What is that?

  Joan : It's God's idea of a cruel joke. "Last day of school, party in the quad, everybody wearing miniskirts. Let's give Joan herpes."

  Helen Girardi : Well, you look cute in jeans.