Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Shadows and Light (2005)

Michael Welch: Luke Girardi

Quotes 

• Luke Girardi : Lischak asked me to do the student science presentation.

  Adam Rove : Do you get extra credit?

  Luke Girardi : Not really.

  Grace Polk : So it's for the love of sucking up? You're gonna have to get your lips surgically removed from Lischak's...

  Luke Girardi : Okay, I get it, Grace.

  Joan : [sarcastic]  Wow, they really make you believe in love, don't they?

• Glynis Figliola : I'm a guide. I love the button.

  Luke Girardi : I got roped into refreshments. You think Einstein had to pour punch?

  Grace Polk : I'm just gonna stare a lot and scare the parents.

• Luke Girardi : See, string theory provides a unified description of the universe. I mean, it... it's the Holy Grail of physics.

  Will Girardi : Yeah, like lasagna's the Holy Grail of Italian food.

  Luke Girardi : Not an exact analogy.

  Will Girardi : Well, maybe when I see the strings...